Me and my absolutely gorgeous soulmate, @adolfsbutthole. She is the beautiful vibes that light up my life everyday, she makes me feel beyond loved, she inspires me to live my life to the fullest, she my best friend, the person I come too for advice, she makes me smile when I’m feeling down, and I’m constantly happy thanks to her. (We’re prolly gonna forget our four month anniversary) so happy early anniversary darlin, I love you so so much, thank for being my best friend, girl friend, and soul mate. <3

Me and my absolutely gorgeous soulmate, @adolfsbutthole. She is the beautiful vibes that light up my life everyday, she makes me feel beyond loved, she inspires me to live my life to the fullest, she my best friend, the person I come too for advice, she makes me smile when I’m feeling down, and I’m constantly happy thanks to her. (We’re prolly gonna forget our four month anniversary) so happy early anniversary darlin, I love you so so much, thank for being my best friend, girl friend, and soul mate. <3

recreationalcannibalism
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)